Welcome to my epic Gex Orgy!

Please read this first! (unless you're a bitch)

I love gay porn. It's one of my many passions in life. But its the one that means the most to me. I would do anything to watch some gay porn. I once missed my Grandpa's funeral to watch just one more male on male orgy. Its fine. Grandpa was a bitch anyway, who died alone. Gay porn is what makes me get up in the morning. Gay porn is what lets me rest peacefully at night. Gay porn is what gets me through work, what gets me through life. I have a girlfriend, but whenever we fuck, I imagine she has an 18 inch long, monster sausage (Thats 32 meatballs to those non-american). Its gotten to the point that she never wants to have sex anymore, because I always talk about how much it would be great if her father was involved. This has caused a split in my relationship, but that doesn't matter to me. She was a whore anyway. Gay porn is my one true love.

One of my favorite movies of all time is Dirty Grandpa. I really want Dirty Grandpa to dominate me in a dark alleyway. I want to feel all off his old man sperm over my bare chest. I want to warship every inch of that old fuck's body. I would do anything to feel that sexy, sexy, grandpa all over my body. I want Dirty Grandpa to do unspeakable things to me more than anything else in the world. I would kill every other person in the world if it meant I could spend just one moment with that disgusting granddaddy.